Harry Reid: Bipartisanship carries a risk of sodomy, restless hearts, inability to quit others

AP, via Breitbart.com:

"He's a Republican, I'm a Democrat, we work together on issues that are important to the state of Nevada. And I wish other people had the same nonaggression pact we have," Reid told reporters. "It's not a 'Brokeback Mountain' situation," he added, referring to last year's film about two gay cowboy lovers.

You heard it from the soon-to-be Senate Majority Leader himself: working with someone to stop the dumping of nuclear waste in Yucca Mountain can easily be confused with anal sex.