From the great state of South Dakota, South Dakota senator Dan Sutton, who was accused of "sexually groping" an 18-year-old page, has just resigned.
And not just any page, a BOY page!
We're wondering if there is any kind of groping that's non-sexual, but not so much as we're wondering why hot 16-18-year-old boys and girls are kept near some of the most sexually repressed men in America who's job is apparently an aphrodisiac for child sex.
