Friday, December 1, 2006

The gods smile on those who use lube

This column on the AFA's webpage calls anyone crazy who doesn't buy into "classical values". Of course, Brian Fahling doesn't seem to realize that "classical" generally refers to Hellenic Greece and Imperialistic Rome, and from what we remember of ninth-grade history and the Symposium, they meant orgies, gay gay gay sex with boys, and vomitoriums. These are the people whose contributions to American culture include going Greek and Roman coffee.

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