To procrastinate: Buying an annulment dress

Man, they dodged that bullet. The Massacusetts State Assembly has decided to put off voting on a Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage, so it can't be voted on until 2010 at the soonest. And really, the kids are happy. Not that any of them are married in the Bay State (hell, they make a one-night stand seem like a long-term commitment); they just don't want Artur Finkelstein back on the market. Can you imagine running into the most Machiavellian GOP consultant at a leather bar? *awkward*