Friday, November 10, 2006

Would somebody please tell the kids how to get in?

Apparently, we gays took down George Allen. And I speak for the good people at Q-Bomb when I say that they are very, very proud. Apparently there is "a network of homosexual GOP staffers on Capitol Hill who promote policies antithetical to the party’s stated 'family values.'" The kids prefer to think of it as a mafia instead of a network, mainly because of the success of The Sopranos.

And this gay mafia has to be absolutely impotent, because the kind of mafia we're all familiar would have gays marrying in the Capitol Rotunda, instead of, you know, excluded from the political process. But the kids still want to know how to get in.

And here's their favorite part:
LaBarbera also called on all homosexual staff in both major parties to be open about their lifestyle in the interest of full disclosure to the public and each Member’s constituents.

As in: "Come out, come out, and let us tar and feather you."

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